Rick Robinson: A Soliloquy to Smoking in Northern Kentucky
Mon, 01/26/2015 - 08:26 RCN Newsdesk
Act III, Scene I
To ban, or not to ban - that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of unwanted cigarette smoke
Or to take arms against a sea of those so addicted,
And by opposing end them. To cough- to hack-
No more; and by a hack to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural stalks
That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be smoked. To cough- to hack.
To smoke perchance a fine Cuban cigar: ay, there's the rub!
For in that smoking the good stuff is what dreams may come
When we have huffed off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of a ban so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of personal rights,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's cancer stick,
The pangs of Medicare future, the law's delay,
The insolence of e-cigarettes, and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy tokes,
When he himself might his morning cough
With a bare bodkin? Who would these fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a short walk,
But that the dread of something after death
The undonatable lung, from whose bourn
No traveler returns- puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to hookahs we know not of?
Thus conscience does make smokers of us all,
And thus the native hue of nicotine
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their banishment turn awry
And lose the name of action. Smoke you now!
The dead Marlborough Man! Cowboy, in thy orisons
Be all my cigs remembered.
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